27 posts tagged “humour”
Hahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! NAT'S AWESOMEEEEEE!!!
(Btw, disregard the stupid little song at the end of the video... lol)
A friend of mine has REALLY got me into this girl's youtube videos! I always knew a lot of people did youtube videos and became 'famous' because of it but I never really paid any attention cos I thought it was all just... rubbish =P hehe, but THIS is GREAT! This is really really funny and creative, and I can't believe it's just a girl that's probably about my age, that also goes to uni, and is someone that you could just run into on the streets!. I'm not sure what it is she wants to do with these vids, if it's just for fun or she is trying to pursue an entertainment career... cos trust me, I think she could pull it off. Just look for 'Communitychannel' on youtube, she has TONS of videos! And they are all really fun! I found this one today and just LOVED it!
This has got to be one of the funniest things I have EVER seen!!! I swear I was laughing and laughing and laughing all the way through... gosh :D :D :D. Well I guess to get it properly you'd have to watch the original ad, I won't post it here (cos it's STUPID) but for the sake of letting you all REALLY get it, here .Watch that and then watch this, it's a parody... and it's BRILLIANT!!!! :D :D :D
*dies*
:D
“I wondered if nine in the morning was too early to drink beer. Of course in Moscow it would be four in the afternoon. Good enough.”
-Steph
“My hamster, Rex, was still asleep in his soup can in his cage on the kitchen counter. I dropped a few hamster nuggets into his bowl and made some smoochy sounds. Rex opened his black eyes and blinked. He twitched his whiskers, gave a good sniff, and rejected the nuggets. I couldn’t blame him. I’d tried them for breakfast yesterday and hadn’t been impressed.”
-Steph
“The money was tempting, and the job had a certain cachet. On the other hand, catching fugitives sounded scary, and i was a certifiable coward when it came to risking my body parts.”
-Steph
“If I called the police and Morelli wasn’t there I’d look like a dunce, and the police might not be so anxious to come out and help me the second time around. On the other hand, I really didn’t want to investigate on my own. Not a good attitude for someone who has recently accepted a job as a fugitive apprehender, but there it was.”
-Steph
“Do you trust in the system?”
“Beats the shit out of anarchy.”
-Steph and Ranger
“When in doubt, always take the offensive.”
-Steph
“If he thought this would discourage me, he was wrong. This whole deal was now in the ballpark of double-dare, and childish as it might be, I was not going to walk away from the challenge. I’d get Morelli or die trying.”
-Steph
“I ate Frosted Flakes for breakfast. If they were good enough for Tony the Tiger, they were good enough for me.”
-Steph
“Boxing is the ultimate sport. Man against man. Primal combat. It’s like sex… puts you in touch with the beast.”
-Joe Morelli
“You’re damn cute when you act stupid.”
-Joe Morelli
I hauled myself into the store and got myself a grape popsicle. “Hadda akthident,” I said to the clerk. “My lip ith thwollen.”
“Maybe you should see a doctor.”
I ripped the paper off the posicle and put the ice to my lip. “Ahhh.” I sighed. “That’s bedda.”
The guy driving the pick up stared at my lip. “Domestic quarrel?”
“A akthident.”
“Guess this just isn’t your day.”
“No day ith my day.” I said.
I explained about Beyers’ wife leaving him, and about how he tried to steal the car, and how he made the mistake of saying ‘fuck God,’ and then the car blew up.
“You think God got pissed off and fried Beyers?”
“That would be one theory.”
“Police brutality. Police brutality.” he yelled.
“Sorry to disappoint you,” I said. “I’m not a cop.”
“Well what are you?”
“I’m a bounty hunter.”
“Bounty hunter brutality. Bounty hunter brutality.”
Hard to believe how much I wanted those stuffed shells. More than good sex, a fast car, a cool night, or eyebrows. I wanted temporary respite from adulthood. I wanted to feel unconditionally safe. I wanted my mum to click around me, filling my milk glass, reliving me of the most mundane responsibilities. I wanted to spend a few hours in a house cluttered with awful overstuffed furniture and oppressive cooking smells. “Stuffed shells would be good.”
-Steph
“It’s not the pizza darling. It’s my masculine presence.”
-Joe Morelli.
Countless of hours laughing and laughing… <3 <3 <3
Who
else is a BIG fan???? :D and if you’re not you should be! I just don’t see how
anyone could NOT be... she’s awesomeeeee :D she’s sooo funny and smart! I love
her! I think what I love the most is that whatever she talks about is something
everyone and anyone can relate to and understand, so it works. Plus she’s such
a performer! Whatever joke she makes always goes along with the right tone of
voice and expression and actions... she gives the whole package :D I wanted to
post something here, there was SOOO much to choose from cos she’s all over
youtube lol but these are two of my fave ones! :D :D :D
Cos
it’s a bit sexist and soooo gives a wrong message but... IT’S HILARIOUSSS! Gosh
I loved it :P :D I couldn’t stop laughing :D so I have to put it here! Just
keep in mind though, this DOES NOT and IN THE LEAST represent us... OK? ;) :P
Most
of you may have either heard about this or watched it already, I
recently did because I heard some friends talk about it and I got
curious, and I have to say... I’m pretty much obsessed with it right now :P
though at first I didn’t really get it cos it’s just the WEIRDEST and most
random thing I have ever seen in my entire life... but it’s hilarious. You just
have to take it for what it is and enjoy it. I wanna post it here cos gosh it’s
just too funny :P Enjoy ;)
This one is my faaavourite! :P hehehehe I love it when they speak in spanish... ROFL!! :P
Am I completely insane and silly to find this ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS????? :P :P :P
(The ‘cup’ part lol!)
R
O F LLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
El - moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
I laugh every time I watch that!!!! :D :D :D
That is ONE funny cup!!! Lol! I want one! :P :P :P
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! :D :P
Hey been a while hasn’t it? :D I want to post these
ones here again! I think I have some good ones! ;) :D
:D :D :D
